19, war criminal, accountant, secretary of defense, koolaid man, entrepreneur, motivational speaker, assassin
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19, war criminal, accountant, secretary of defense, koolaid man, entrepreneur, motivational speaker, assassin
→i’m not a girl i’m not a boy i’m like. a playstation 2
(Via conarcoin Source: unovian) 24,367 notes | 4 days ago
(Via beatlebambi Source: katyaaaaaaaaaaaaa) 1,879 notes | 5 days ago
On the mountain trails of west Texas.
WEST TEXAS? LIKE FROM THE HIT ALBUM BY THE MOUNTAIN GOATS??? DO YOU WISH THE WEST TEXAS HIGHWAY WAS A MOBIUS STRIP SO THAT YOU COULD RIDE IT OUT FOREVER ???????
(Via sweatermuppet Source: earllundquist) 3,999 notes | 5 days ago
that t4t shit heals ur soul, makes you see the pearly gates and shit, god fucking bless
can’t believe that it’s legal to make me wash dishes when i’m literally just a pot of stew. you can’t hold me to these standards.
jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.
i am so so sleepy. you should tell me it’s naptime. give me a little blanket and a little pillow. some sleepy time tea
(Via musclegoth Source: melodoka) 119,416 notes | 4 months ago
being productive today clearly
(Via aimseytv Source: teethcritter) 2,394 notes | 4 months ago
seeing people walking around holding flower bouquets and chocolates is making my heart so happy. love really is everywhere, there is so much love to give
THIS THIS THIS i love seeing people everywhere with their little gifts from friends and loved ones makes me so happy waaaaaaaa
PSA:
1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly
2. If you are silly, you must stay silly
2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness
i am so silly. i am such a silly little guy :)
(Via conarcoin Source: foone) 110,293 notes | 4 months ago Tagged: #silly is one of my new favorite words #so so silly #silly!!!
fingers in his ass sunday
you know what day it is
addicted to fingers in his ass sunday
it’s still sunday for 10 minutes quick i have to be unbearable
